Hostage Prince of Poetry |
A blog for all the funny things I find online, the tv shows I watch, and my views on more important things: atheism, feminism, equal rights for all... Stuff I like: 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Insanity Wolf, Jean Dujardin sleeping on people, Cyanide and Happiness, Rage Comics... |
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Amy: Okay, let’s talk about when we first met — in Chicago, in 1993. What were we doing?
Tina: We were probably eating Italian beef sandwiches and getting our hair permed.
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I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
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I’m just gonna nope the fuck right on outta here…
| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
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| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
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| me: | |
| mom: | this isn't normal |
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I’ve had to blacklist 80% of tumblr usernames for those of you who won’t tag your Game of Thrones posts.
NO MORE SPOILERS UNTIL I CAN SEE IT...
Ok, I’m SERIOUSLY obsessed with paranormal/ghost hunting stuff right now! Aaand it’s all graveyard girl’s fault, in case you know...
man Angie is so gorgeous in Changeling
THE GAME OF THRONES SEASON FINALE

MY FEELS
some essentials:
June 4th 1913: Suffragette dies at Epsom Derby
On this day in 1913, suffragette Emily Wilding Davison ran out in front of King George V’s horse...
Should I live blog the Bible? If you want it, I’ll do it.